A Chinese guy is frustrated by his girlfriend because she refuses to marry him unless he buys a car. So, he buys a Ferrari 360 Modena. Unfortunately, he then realizes he doesn't love her anymore and she does not deserve his love.

China's education department is requiring Chinese students to run 1000-2000m every day throughout the next semester to celebrate China's 60 year anniversary. Chinese netizens respond, some happy that China was not founded earlier.